I started this a while back and honestly I don't even know what this is anymore. Ask me questions if you want, but let me me save you some trouble- I don't want to see your cock and I'm not going to send you photos.
I just have reached the point where I need sexual intimate interactions, okay? I’m just there.@1 day ago with 10 notes
I liked her. She wasn’t like other girls. She was old fashioned. She didn’t just send a nude. She hired a professional artist to a paint a nude portrait of her, framed it, and then shipped it to me. It took several months to get to here. It had to travel a treacherous voyage around the cape. Many men died bringing me this wonderful work of art.
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Three days until I have a little get away. I’m going crazy and am antsy and grumpy and sad and just really, really ready for Friday.@17 hours ago with 4 notes
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
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